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Meat Cart Rally: Part I

Starting on Oscar Night 1960, Swifty Lazar, Hollywood super-agent and hyper-degenerate, started throwing these banger movie star orgies at his place just off of Mulholland Drive. All the greats would be there, depending on who was nominated that year—Jimmy Stewart, Charlton Heston, Jack Lemmon, Doris…

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Music Monday: Saves The Day

I first listened to Through Being Cool in 2001, my freshman year of high school, and two years after it had been released. It was cool then, and it was cool five years after that, it was cool ten years after that, and it’s still cool…

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Interview: The Beer Burglars

On October 4, 2012, I sat down with Steel English aka Tommy Weeks, lead singer of The Beer Burglars—at our respective keyboards—for an e-interview. My goal—to get to the heart of this beer loving, bike riding band, who’s music screams fun (sometimes literally). Have a…

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THE SHE DOME: FAQs (from me to me)

Everyone experiences internal dialogue. Mrs. Dalloway, Woody Allen, the TV show Scrubs. My particular internal dialogue happens at light-speed, and involves a jumble of slant rhyme, homophones, toilet humor, and usually results in shameless punning. In a split second, I can fully trust myself to…